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| Date Posted |
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Title |
| Jan 1, 2008 |
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And... done. |
| Dec 31, 2006 |
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Purification Complete |
| Dec 17, 2006 |
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'Tis the season to use the term "'tis". |
| Nov 18, 2006 |
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Line 'em up. |
| Oct 31, 2006 |
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Halloween again? |
| Oct 17, 2006 |
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No, no thanks. |
| Sep 30, 2006 |
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The Spinach Emergency |
| Sep 21, 2006 |
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Did you find everything ok today? |
| Sep 4, 2006 |
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The Sunday of all Sundays |
| Aug 22, 2006 |
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Eat Crap, Even Late |
| Aug 9, 2006 |
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What I Didn't Do on My Summer Vacation |
| Jul 9, 2006 |
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What I Did on My Summer Vacation |
| Jun 18, 2006 |
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Another Important Holiday |
| Jun 6, 2006 |
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That’s a lot of sixes for one date. |
| Jun 1, 2006 |
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Eat it. |
| May 21, 2006 |
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I think your brain is in a bad cell. |
| May 14, 2006 |
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Important Holiday |
| May 7, 2006 |
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Weather or Not |
| Apr 29, 2006 |
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Fast Food + DVDs = Health |
| Apr 22, 2006 |
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It's Earth Day? |
| Apr 20, 2006 |
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Finally... a reason for stoners to get high |
| Apr 16, 2006 |
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Easter -- Even Less Religion, Even More Candy |
| Apr 11, 2006 |
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The Domino Effect |
| Apr 9, 2006 |
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Must've been a wrong number. |
| Apr 3, 2006 |
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Stop being such a big baby. |
| Mar 31, 2006 |
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'No comment.' |
| Mar 22, 2006 |
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Hot Stuff Coming Through |
| Mar 17, 2006 |
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Season's Greetings? |
| Mar 10, 2006 |
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This doesn't feel like news. |
| Mar 5, 2006 |
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The nominees for the most boring TV show are... |
| Mar 3, 2006 |
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Happy FG-Day |
| Feb 28, 2006 |
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What makes this Tuesday so fat? |
| Feb 26, 2006 |
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The other reasons why the Winter Olympics suck. |
| Feb 23, 2006 |
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What exactly are you lovin'? |
| Feb 19, 2006 |
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Another reason why the Winter Olympics suck. |
| Feb 14, 2006 |
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VD again? |
| Feb 12, 2006 |
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One reason why the Winter Olympics suck. |
| Feb 6, 2006 |
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I don't care what your favorite ad was. |
| Feb 2, 2006 |
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No, not the Bill Murray movie. |
| Jan 31, 2006 |
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Yes, actually I do have milk. |
| Jan 24, 2006 |
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Drugs: A Waste of Time? |
| Jan 17, 2006 |
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One Size Fits... Most? |
| Jan 10, 2006 |
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200th episode FingerlessGlovestravaganza! |
| Jan 4, 2006 |
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New Year’s Resolution? Oh yeeeah… |
| Jan 2, 2006 |
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Happy New Year? |
| Jan 1, 2006 |
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A New Year, a New Beginning. |
| Dec 31, 2005 |
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A not-so-fond farewell |
| Dec 30, 2005 |
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They're called fake trees. |
| Dec 25, 2005 |
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Merry etc... |
| Dec 22, 2005 |
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Gift Card vs. Wad of Cash |
| Dec 20, 2005 |
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Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? |
| Dec 18, 2005 |
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Christmas Trees |
| Dec 14, 2005 |
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Snow Advisory |
| Dec 11, 2005 |
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Just park the damn car. |
| Dec 7, 2005 |
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Enter Candyman |
| Dec 4, 2005 |
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Face it. |
| Nov 30, 2005 |
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Goodnight, lungs. |
| Nov 27, 2005 |
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FG doesn't shop at 4:00am. |
| Nov 24, 2005 |
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What is FG thankful for? |
| Nov 22, 2005 |
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Sleep - Addendum |
| Nov 20, 2005 |
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What are you still doing up? |
| Nov 17, 2005 |
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Sympathy Sneeze |
| Nov 14, 2005 |
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Stop watching cartoons. |
| Nov 11, 2005 |
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Marriage. |
| Nov 8, 2005 |
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Election Day |
| Nov 6, 2005 |
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Fancy eMail |
| Nov 3, 2005 |
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Experimental Short Post |
| Oct 31, 2005 |
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Halloween, Part III |
| Oct 29, 2005 |
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Halloween, Part II |
| Oct 26, 2005 |
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Halloween, Part I |
| Oct 23, 2005 |
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The Tall Guy |
| Oct 19, 2005 |
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The Lottery |
| Oct 16, 2005 |
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That time ain't so prime. |
| Oct 13, 2005 |
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Diamond Ad |
| Oct 9, 2005 |
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Stairs |
| Oct 6, 2005 |
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How 'bout them gas prices? |
| Oct 2, 2005 |
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Gonna need a bigger bumper. |
| Sep 29, 2005 |
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Don't talk about dreams. |
| Sep 25, 2005 |
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Severe Weather Event |
| Sep 22, 2005 |
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Goodbye again. |
| Sep 18, 2005 |
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Pens? Whatever... |
| Sep 11, 2005 |
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Nine-one-one |
| Sep 5, 2005 |
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Goodbye, Summer. |
| Aug 29, 2005 |
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Hurricane FG |
| Aug 22, 2005 |
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Back to School |
| Aug 15, 2005 |
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Shady Weather |
| Aug 9, 2005 |
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Space Shuttle |
| Aug 1, 2005 |
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Adjectivable. |
| Jul 25, 2005 |
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Beam him up already. |
| Jul 18, 2005 |
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Interests section? What's that? |
| Jul 4, 2005 |
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Missed Implication |
| Jun 19, 2005 |
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FingerlessGloves Summer Season |
| Jun 11, 2005 |
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150th episode FingerlessGlovestravaganza! |
| Jun 10, 2005 |
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Graduation Season |
| Jun 9, 2005 |
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Bottles aren't bottles. |
| Jun 8, 2005 |
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People Who Talk About Their Horoscope |
| Jun 7, 2005 |
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Digital photos... great. |
| Jun 6, 2005 |
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Liger Breeder Says Business is Booming |
| Jun 5, 2005 |
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Breakfast |
| Jun 4, 2005 |
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Blog Stylism |
| Jun 3, 2005 |
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Hey, remember Michael Jackson? |
| Jun 2, 2005 |
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Take the Plunge |
| Jun 1, 2005 |
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Cliché Conversationalists |
| May 31, 2005 |
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Random Products |
| May 30, 2005 |
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Backyard BBQ Is a Fitting Memorial |
| May 29, 2005 |
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Random whats? |
| May 28, 2005 |
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What are your healthy options? |
| May 27, 2005 |
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Extreme Shaving |
| May 26, 2005 |
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American Idle |
| May 25, 2005 |
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People Who Use the Term “Not so much.” |
| May 24, 2005 |
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Adventures in Stupidity |
| May 23, 2005 |
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Outbreak of Emo-Mockery |
| May 22, 2005 |
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This is a post. |
| May 21, 2005 |
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Extra butter, please. |
| May 20, 2005 |
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Fruit Buzz |
| May 19, 2005 |
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More on Lines |
| May 18, 2005 |
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People Who Turn Movies into an Experience |
| May 17, 2005 |
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Self-checkout |
| May 16, 2005 |
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Woman Fills Out Online Quiz |
| May 15, 2005 |
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Pennies |
| May 14, 2005 |
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The Axe Affect |
| May 13, 2005 |
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Friday the 13th |
| May 12, 2005 |
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Who Wants to Be a Smug Chick? |
| May 11, 2005 |
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Spell-Checking Insult Comics |
| May 10, 2005 |
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Does this taste white to you? |
| May 9, 2005 |
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Man Watches Movie on VHS |
| May 8, 2005 |
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Important Holiday |
| May 7, 2005 |
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Stop trying to invent fruit. |
| May 6, 2005 |
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So that's what that means. |
| May 5, 2005 |
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That's a lot of fives for one date. |
| May 4, 2005 |
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People who talk in detail about their dreams |
| May 3, 2005 |
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It look's better as a list. |
| May 2, 2005 |
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Local Woman Finishes Bottle of Carmex |
| May 1, 2005 |
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When's May Day this year? |
| Apr 30, 2005 |
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The Candy Caste System |
| Apr 29, 2005 |
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Arbor Day Comes but Once a Year |
| Apr 28, 2005 |
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Busted by the Popcorn |
| Apr 27, 2005 |
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People Who Use the Term ‘Frolf’ Un-ironically |
| Apr 26, 2005 |
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Questionable |
| Apr 25, 2005 |
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Local Man Receives Letter in Mail |
| Apr 24, 2005 |
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Sunday Sucks |
| Apr 23, 2005 |
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The Lost Post |
| Apr 22, 2005 |
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100th episode FingerlessGlovestravaganza! |
| Apr 21, 2005 |
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I'll take a water. |
| Apr 20, 2005 |
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People who celebrate ‘420’ |
| Apr 19, 2005 |
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Big as a Baby |
| Apr 18, 2005 |
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Area Woman Unaware She isn’t Funny |
| Apr 17, 2005 |
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So Many Mouse Buttons |
| Apr 16, 2005 |
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Less Info, More Mercial |
| Apr 15, 2005 |
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Tax Day |
| Apr 14, 2005 |
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Bad Laugher |
| Apr 13, 2005 |
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People who ask for your ‘autograph’ instead of signature. |
| Apr 12, 2005 |
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Happy Belated Birthday |
| Apr 11, 2005 |
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Musicians to Form Political Supergroup |
| Apr 10, 2005 |
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Vehicle Therapy |
| Apr 9, 2005 |
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I hear oatmeal's healthy. |
| Apr 8, 2005 |
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whyPod |
| Apr 7, 2005 |
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So Many Toothbrushes |
| Apr 6, 2005 |
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First-Posters |
| Apr 5, 2005 |
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Leg Veins Formula? |
| Apr 4, 2005 |
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What's a Subscription? |
| Apr 3, 2005 |
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Taken to Strange New Places |
| Apr 2, 2005 |
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Nobody Saw it Coming |
| Apr 1, 2005 |
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Accupuncture |
| Mar 31, 2005 |
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Oven Mitt |
| Mar 30, 2005 |
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This chocolate ain't so rich. |
| Mar 29, 2005 |
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Greet this. |
| Mar 28, 2005 |
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College Student Visits Family for Easter |
| Mar 27, 2005 |
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Easter -- Less Religion, More Candy |
| Mar 26, 2005 |
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What Comments? |
| Mar 25, 2005 |
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I've Got this Song Stuck in My Head |
| Mar 24, 2005 |
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Tale of the Trix Rabbit |
| Mar 23, 2005 |
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Sodywater? |
| Mar 22, 2005 |
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They're Called Post-Its |
| Mar 21, 2005 |
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Comics Section Examined |
| Mar 20, 2005 |
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What Comment Section? |
| Mar 19, 2005 |
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Awkward eMail Address |
| Mar 18, 2005 |
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He does it for the shorties. |
| Mar 17, 2005 |
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St Patrick's Day |
| Mar 16, 2005 |
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Technically a Post |
| Mar 15, 2005 |
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Online Personality Quiz |
| Mar 14, 2005 |
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Ultra-hip Socialite |
| Mar 13, 2005 |
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Internet Argument |
| Mar 12, 2005 |
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NASA Mattress |
| Mar 11, 2005 |
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Sugarless OJ |
| Mar 10, 2005 |
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A & Q with FG |
| Mar 9, 2005 |
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Polo Shirt Antics |
| Mar 8, 2005 |
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Q & A with FG |
| Mar 7, 2005 |
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Thick Rims |
| Mar 6, 2005 |
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Imazingly Stupid |
| Mar 5, 2005 |
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Prose |
| Mar 4, 2005 |
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Birthday Addendum |
| Mar 3, 2005 |
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Happy Birthday, FG |
| Mar 2, 2005 |
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Jacket-Baby |
| Mar 1, 2005 |
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Tuesdays Suck |
| Feb 28, 2005 |
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Haircut |
| Feb 27, 2005 |
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Oscar Night |
| Feb 26, 2005 |
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Ringtone Reprise |
| Feb 25, 2005 |
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Real-Life eMail |
| Feb 24, 2005 |
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Movie Theater Ads |
| Feb 23, 2005 |
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That Jazz ain't So Smooth |
| Feb 22, 2005 |
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Tech-Support Lady |
| Feb 21, 2005 |
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Another Presiden'ts Day Miracle |
| Feb 20, 2005 |
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Thjat's My Oatmeal |
| Feb 19, 2005 |
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Bright Shoe Blight |
| Feb 18, 2005 |
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A play on the title 'Citizen Kane' |
| Feb 17, 2005 |
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What an interesting name. |
| Feb 16, 2005 |
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Sneeze-response Precedence |
| Feb 15, 2005 |
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Ghost of Ray Charles |
| Feb 14, 2005 |
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Valentine's Day Thing |
| Feb 13, 2005 |
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Breakroom |
| Feb 12, 2005 |
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Ringtone Rockout |
| Feb 11, 2005 |
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Angry Newspaper Guy |
| Feb 10, 2005 |
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Your music sucks. |
| Feb 9, 2005 |
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Internet Refrigerator |
| Feb 8, 2005 |
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Footlong |
| Feb 7, 2005 |
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Sacagawea |
| Feb 6, 2005 |
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Superb owl |
| Feb 5, 2005 |
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More on Xanga |
| Feb 4, 2005 |
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Anachronistic Adventures of Coma-man |
| Feb 3, 2005 |
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Awkward Situations |
| Feb 2, 2005 |
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Hello, Indeed |
| Feb 1, 2005 |
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Xanga Ideas |
| Jan 31, 2005 |
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He Doesn't like Phones |
| Jan 30, 2005 |
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Study Finds Earth Broken |
| Jan 29, 2005 |
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Car Keys? What is this? |
| Jan 28, 2005 |
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Apprentice |
| Jan 27, 2005 |
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Carbos |
| Jan 26, 2005 |
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Roman Numerals? |
| Jan 25, 2005 |
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Welcome to Death Chat |
| Jan 24, 2005 |
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Pizza |
| Jan 23, 2005 |
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Questionable Car |
| Jan 22, 2005 |
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Telemarketer |
| Jan 21, 2005 |
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Where's your coat? |
| Jan 20, 2005 |
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Deli counter confidentials |
| Jan 19, 2005 |
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FG-approved™ anecdotes, part III |
| Jan 18, 2005 |
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FG-approved™ anecdotes, part II |
| Jan 17, 2005 |
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FG-approved™ anecdotes, part I |
| Jan 16, 2005 |
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A head of lettuce a day... |
| Jan 15, 2005 |
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Cashiers should be seen, not heard. |
| Jan 14, 2005 |
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What's in a name? |
| Jan 13, 2005 |
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Intro |
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