I met this guy the other day who’s 7’2” tall.  And, no, he doesn’t play basketball.  I am aware of this fact because I was around him for longer than five minutes and,

Tall Guy:  “Hello.”

Every Single Other Person Ever:  “Wow, you’re tall.  Do you play basketball?”

Tall Guy:  “No.”  

That really has to get old.  I remember I used to think that being really tall would be cool, but I’m not so sure anymore.  At some point when you get to be that tall your height overshadows everything else about you. 

Person1:  “You should meet my friend Bill.”

Person2:  “What’s he like?”

Person1:  “He’s 7’2”.”

Person2:  “He sounds cool.”

Why can’t you people be more accepting of the freaks?

-FG

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