Why do people have such issues with parking lots?  I just park in the closest spot that I come to, and walk in.  But you see cars roaming around forever and trailing people back to their cars just to save themselves a few feet of walking.  Then you hear people actually brag about how awesome the spot that they found is, as if they aren’t just bragging about how lazy they are.     

LazyGuy1:  “I just spent 15 minutes driving around to save myself the trouble of walking an extra 37 feet.”

LazyGuy2:  “Oh yeah?  Well instead of showering this morning I just stuck my face under the faucet and splashed water on it, but you don’t hear me bragging about it.”

Any country that values laziness to this extent is the country for me.

-FG

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