The National Weather Service has issued a ‘snow advisory’ for the area in which I live.  That’s right -- snow advisory.  The weather isn’t severe enough to warrant a ‘winter storm warning’ or even a ‘winter storm watch’, so evidently the National Weather Service has simply decided to get into the advice business.             

“Dear NWS, I think my boyfriend may be cheating on me, but I’m afraid to confront him because I’m not 100% certain of it.  I’ve had my suspicions for a while now and I’m just getting more and more worried.  How do you think I should handle this?”

-Confused in Concorde

NWS Says:  “Ummm…. It’s snowing out.  I’m not sure if this applies to your situation directly, but I feel it’s good general advice.  I hope it helps, because that’s really all I got.”

Thank you NWS for issuing a national bulletin informing me of nothing more than the fact that it is snowing.  Now I can finally get rid of those pesky windows that have been cluttering up my walls.

-FG

P.S.  Screw everyone who lives somewhere that doesn’t have snow.

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