I guess I’m behind on the advertising trends, but I just saw an ad for a sale on ‘permanent Christmas trees’.  The last time I checked, you could either get a real tree or a fake tree.  Calling a tree ‘permanent’ has nothing to do with it.  That’s just marketing bullcrap trying to dodge the issue altogether.  

Salesman:  “Want to buy this car?”

Person:  “Does it run?”

Salesman:  “It’s made out of metal.”

I’ll stick with my temporary trees.  Thanks.

-FG

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