The other day I was driving past one of those stupid billboards featuring a celebrity with a milk-mustache, and I had to wonder to myself, exactly whom is this advertising being directed at?  It’s not like milk is some unknown product that they’re trying to get the word out on. 

Person1:  “What is this ‘milk’ thing I keep hearing about.”

Person2:  “Yeah, I’m not sure.  But apparently it’s drunk by virtually every mammal on the planet.”

Person1:  “Huh… is it new?”

People either drink milk or they don’t.  So who do they think they’re persuading with all of this advertising? 

Mom:  “What do you want to put on your cereal today?”

Kid:  “Well, I was going to use sparkling water, like usual, but then I saw this commercial for milk...”

On the other hand, at least it pisses off the anti-milk people.

-FG

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