I’ve noticed that at the end of all the McDonald’s commercials they’ve started mentioning that you can pay for you food with an “Arch Card”.  I was hoping that this was some sort of McDonald’s credit card created for all the people who eat so many hamburgers that they need to take out a loan to finance lunch.  Sadly, this isn’t the case.  The McDonald’s Arch Card is just a debit card that you can load up with money to save time at the cash register.

Spokesperson:  “Now you can get in an out even quicker.”

FG:  “I could save even more time if I didn’t go to McDonald’s at all.  Plus, then I wouldn’t have to eat your crappy food.”

The Arch Card is also supposed to work as a gift certificate.  A gift certificate to McDonald’s…  I don’t know if that’s such a great idea.  Having to spend a bunch of money at McDonald’s sounds like more of a homework assignment than a gift.

Person1:  “You busy tonight?”

Person2:  “I’ve got to go to McDonald’s.”

Person1:  “Aw, that sucks.  Well if you can get out of it, let me know and we’ll hang out.”

Person2:  “Yeah, maybe I’ll call in sick.”

Or you could just go there and get sick for real.

-FG

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