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That’s a lot of sixes for one date.
Tuesday, June 6th 2006
6:06 am

Today is 6/6/06.  This is evidently important.  Especially if you’re an expectant mother who is leaning one way or the other about whether or not you want your child to be some sort of demonic creature.

 

Person1:  “What if my kid is born on 6/6/06?”

Person2:  “You should have thought about that nine months ago when you decided to have a baby on that date.”

Person1:  “Umm, since when do people decide to have babies?”

 

The other group of people who find this date to be significant are the ones who put up the ‘6+6+06’ billboards for the Omen movie.  And that’s actually all the info about the movie that they’ve provided.  I’ve yet to see a single clip of the film in any ad.  It must be quite the movie if its most compelling feature is its release date. 

 

Person1:  “So do you wanna go see that movie?”

Person2:  “I dunno… what did the reviews say?”

Person1:  “Well, they said the plot was a bit—”

Person2:  “Who gives a crap about the plot?  What did they say about the date it’s opening on?”

Person1:  “Clichéd, at best.”

 

You liked the date, now see the movie.

-FG

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Comments:
 
Jessie -- posted 6/7/06 at 2:44:38 am
 
  You think that's frightening? Well, my birthday's on 06/13/06.  And if you add 6 to 13 to 6, you get 25.  And 25 goes into 100 four times.  And "4" is the number of times fat guys have fallen on me from rooftops this year.

Eerie, isn't it?
   
 
Velorum - email - website -- posted 6/7/06 at 3:25:22 am
 
  Jessie, you're a nut.
   
 
Johnny G - email - website -- posted 6/8/06 at 12:27:24 am
 
 
A couple I know got married yesterday on the sixth. The bride's ring had 3 ros of diamonds on it... guess how many diamonds were in each row? Yeah, unless your stupid, you would have guessed 6, and you'd be right.
Some little girl was going on about how she heard on the news that some baby was born yesterday and it was 6 pounds, 6 ounces... this didn't seem to be complete to me so I inquired if the baby was 6 years old when it was born.
Now THAT would be cool.
   
 
Johnny G - email - website -- posted 6/8/06 at 12:27:24 am
 
 
wait, this was the day before yesterday, it's after 12. whatever...
   
 
Miles C. -- posted 6/8/06 at 5:31:55 am
 
  As John stewart so elegently put it, what happens on June 11?

"and the slushies shall rain from the sky..."
   
 
Miles C. -- posted 6/8/06 at 5:34:13 am
 
  So I'm an idiot

and ment to say July
   
 
Yogurt Burst -- posted 6/8/06 at 2:42:17 pm
 
  Next thing you know, Bush will try to invade some country on March 4th
   
 
anth0nyc - email - website -- posted 6/24/06 at 7:48:26 pm
 
  wahahaha
   

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