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Another Important Holiday
Sunday, June 18th 2006
9:51 pm

It’s Father’s Day, which is just like Mother’s Day, except it isn’t.  For Mother’s day you can just buy a Hallmark card and be done with it -- because she’s a woman.  Fathers, on the other hand, don’t know why anybody would want a greeting card and have no idea what do to with one.  I feel this makes the act of buying greeting cards for males to be borderline offensive.  It’s like buying running shoes for a guy in a wheelchair.

 

Son:  “Hey, Dad, I bought you this card for Father’s Day.”

Dad:  “You insensitive bastard.”

 

Happy Holidays

-FG

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Comments:
 
FingerlessGloves - email - website -- posted 6/18/06 at 11:51:31 pm
 
 

Son:  “Hey, the bastard thing is your fault.”

Dad:  “My bad.”

   
 
Velorum - email - website -- posted 6/19/06 at 3:10:30 am
 
  Gee, look who decided to update his site. Pft. I want twice daily updates from now on Fingerless, I aint' paying you for nothing! So from now on when I say jump you'd better say "how high", less ye want to lose more than just the fingers on yer gloves.
   
 
opey the optimist -- posted 6/19/06 at 8:02:45 pm
 
  I thought 06/06/06 caused the end of FG.  I am so glad this isn't the case.
   
 
dyptheria -- posted 6/19/06 at 8:05:10 pm
 
  Father's Day is awesome because it is the only holiday where beer and brats are acceptible menu items as well as gifts.  Hats off to all of those baby's dadies out there. 
   
 
Jake -- posted 6/21/06 at 3:50:12 am
 
  If my dad were alive, i'd kill him.

That'd be his gift. Hahahahahaah *poke*
   
 
Luz -- posted 6/21/06 at 5:45:43 pm
 
  I don't even bother with father's day.  Since father's day falls in June, I was out of school for it, so there was never any teachers to push me to care.
   
 
anth0nyc - email - website -- posted 6/24/06 at 7:46:14 pm
 
  happy fingers day
   
 
archdukechocula -- posted 6/25/06 at 10:24:26 am
 
 

Instead of a father, I have two mothers.  So we just celebrate "mother with the deeper voice and shorter hair day"

   
 
Velorum - email - website -- posted 7/2/06 at 4:49:11 am
 
  *cough* update your site *cough*
   
 
sick sad reader -- posted 7/5/06 at 4:25:34 pm
 
  Wanna hear of another important holiday?  It is called the 4th of July, aka Independence Day.  The day when Will Smith usually reigns down on us from up high.  Where is your post from that day?
   
 
Jess -- posted 7/6/06 at 7:57:17 pm
 
  Velorum creeps me out.
   
 
person -- posted 7/7/06 at 3:01:45 pm
 
  you should definitely update...
don't be like homestar runner and come back after a month and a half.
   
 
Jake -- posted 7/8/06 at 2:03:45 am
 
  I agree.


Update or die. *Burning Mandala*  
   

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