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Halloween again?
Tuesday, October 31st 2006
7:47 pm

Last year at this time, I wrote a three-part series discussing the stupidity of Halloween ( 1 2 3 ), and yet, somehow, it’s still being celebrated.  More importantly, it’s being celebrated by supposed adults.  This is a holiday for little kids, but all I hear about are ‘grown-ups’ buying costumes, putting on make-up, and having little dress-up parties.  What the hell is the deal?

 

Person1:  “Hey, I hear your birthday is next week.”

Person2:  “Yep.  The big 3-0.  I’m having a huge kegger.”

Person1:  “Sweet.  At your place?”

Person2:  “No.  Chuck-E-Cheese.”

 

Actually, that sounds awesome.  Forget I said anything.

-FG
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FingerlessGloves - email - website -- posted 10/31/06 at 7:54:23 pm
 
 

At least people are still growing those giant 1000-pound pumpkins.  Now there’s a worthwhile pursuit.

 

Farmer:  “Hey, did you hear about my giant pumpkin?”
Person:  “What about it?”

Farmer:  “Um… nothing, really.  It’s just a big, stupid pumpkin.”

 

Kick-ass.
   
 
Jake - website -- posted 11/1/06 at 2:17:48 am
 
  I laughed pretty hard untill I realized what you said.



Haha, no offence. But when you said "Its just a big, stupid pumpkin". For some reason I didn't notice the comma, and I assumed the farmer was saying "Stupid pumpkin" to the pumpkin.

And for some strange reason I love it when people say things like that to inanimate objects.


<3 Much love, kiddo.
   
 
alcoholic - website -- posted 11/1/06 at 10:33:52 am
 
  what about the bars that have halloween parties?  I went to my local establishment on saturday and they expected me to pay a 15 dollar cover to get in.  There was no band, no special deals, and they normally charge exactly zero dollars to get in.  That's pretty lame.
   

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